Apple

The size of my dick

Person 1. How big is it
Person 2. The size of and apple

Person 1. So small and round?
Person 2. Yes

by Mike200869420 January 31, 2022

Apple juice in a can

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.

Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!

by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022

Appled

To be hit in the balls with an Apple

Matt threw an Apple at Dave, Dave has the hand eye co-ordination of an amputee with Parkinsons, missed the catch and got Appled in the balls. Dave got a good Appling.....

by DustyDaveGotAppled October 5, 2021

Apple bottom

The act of shoving an apple into your rectum then pooping it out into another persons rectum and play catch with it

Yo me and Jerry had the best time Apple bottoming

by Jerry buttsexandcheese October 6, 2021

Philly Apple

The batteries that the Philadelphia sports fans throw at players they don't like.

Damn! You think enough Philly Apples will convince J.D. Drew to sign?

by time-1 October 12, 2021

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021

apple sauce

god

"apple sauce striked on the stupid people of earth because they were eating apples"

by appleasuce October 29, 2021