by Daguy4 October 11, 2022
Get the chrissy sexualmug. When your trying to have intercourse with a lady freind and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind
Due to recent events around the country, ive been instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school
by Semam December 19, 2021
Get the Sexual harassmentmug. First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight
Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian
Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian
Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian
Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian
by Axrx December 9, 2021
Get the Sexual orientationmug. " data-x-data="{defid: parseInt($el.dataset.defid)}"> 
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Action-Comedy Synopsis: "'Why Send And Receive Sexual Intercourse WHen YOu Can SMack BAcks For THe Rest Of THe W's ANd H's.'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Action-Comedy Synopsis: "'Why Send And Receive Sexual Intercourse WHen YOu Can SMack BAcks For THe Rest Of THe W's ANd H's.'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Action-Comedy Synopsis: "'Why Send And Receive Sexual Intercourse WHen YOu Can SMack BAcks For THe Rest Of THe W's ANd H's.'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Action-Comedy Synopsis: "'Why Send And Receive Sexual Intercourse WHen YOu Can SMack BAcks For THe Rest Of THe W's ANd H's.'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Remember -SEXUAL , DASHSEXUAL being any SEXUALITY you identify as.
A WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL is anybody who is interested in becoming this particular kind of ENGINEER.
ER WTF!!!!!
HOMOSEXUALITY TELEPATHY.
A WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL is anybody who is interested in becoming this particular kind of ENGINEER.
ER WTF!!!!!
HOMOSEXUALITY TELEPATHY.
OK, ART I realize as let's get that WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL on PORN as DANNY is using step by step instructions and step by step directions on how to PERFECTLY SUCK ANY PENIS and always not only give it a climax but to make it feel good perfectly knowing to follow FLORIDA step by steps and you will get it down perfectly that FELLATIO ENGINEERING.
Yep us there a TINDERBOX at it home as the WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL is coming to teach you the art of PILLOW TALK and ELON as who were your former WIVES as I do your VOICE the sound and DASHING PHRASEOLOGICAL FORMATIONS , IF you get mad at ANAL ALAN just tell him to go eat ALPHABET SOUP and don't drink any OF IT.
However a WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL has to remember one thing THE LIGHT IS NOT GAY which means you painted yourself into a corner by suggesting any kind of incarceration as you have to understand HYPOCRACY and IMPERIALISM can't be crossed with one another as ISRAEL will tell you that , RIGHT PALESTINE!!!!!!
Yep us there a TINDERBOX at it home as the WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL is coming to teach you the art of PILLOW TALK and ELON as who were your former WIVES as I do your VOICE the sound and DASHING PHRASEOLOGICAL FORMATIONS , IF you get mad at ANAL ALAN just tell him to go eat ALPHABET SOUP and don't drink any OF IT.
However a WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL has to remember one thing THE LIGHT IS NOT GAY which means you painted yourself into a corner by suggesting any kind of incarceration as you have to understand HYPOCRACY and IMPERIALISM can't be crossed with one another as ISRAEL will tell you that , RIGHT PALESTINE!!!!!!
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
Get the WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUALmug. DASH SEXUAL where DASH I a placeholder for any adjective given that all EARTH'S CREATURES are SEXUAL.
Eliminate all and any bias of any ADJECTIVE SEXUAL formation as it is dependent upon choice.
This is the SEXUALITY that will CHANGE THE INTERNET and be quite an asset to URBAN DICTIONARY.
Eliminate all and any bias of any ADJECTIVE SEXUAL formation as it is dependent upon choice.
This is the SEXUALITY that will CHANGE THE INTERNET and be quite an asset to URBAN DICTIONARY.
This is not the FIRST TIME I met a - SEXUAL and it won't be the last.
More like it to be any - SEXUAL as to be totally up to you what adjective you choose for the placeholder dashy
.Your creativity is the tell tale sign of great - SEXUAL CHANGE or you can say delta change.
More like it to be any - SEXUAL as to be totally up to you what adjective you choose for the placeholder dashy
.Your creativity is the tell tale sign of great - SEXUAL CHANGE or you can say delta change.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE July 26, 2021
Get the - SEXUALmug.