David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

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david

can be very sweet and charming should date a girl called alisha

david; i love you

by pluto your mum June 21, 2019

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david peper

literately an alpha male in its purest form. He is such a chad that he cannot keep the women away. A master hacker, chess player, and gamer. Currently a cart pusher for Walmart so he can work his way up to CEO just to challenge himself

girl1: hey you going to get you a man soon?
girl2: nah i'm still chasing that david peper

by chikkichad January 22, 2019

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anthony david herrera

The greatest thing to ever grave this planet

Pancakes are the Anthony David Herrera of food

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David Kampf

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup

Wow, David Kampf is amazing defensively!

by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

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David

A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.

"Wow David looks depressed today"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

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