Sam is a manipulative, dishonest, and selfish individual who only cares about their own interests, regardless of who they hurt in the process. They have a reputation for backstabbing and betraying those who trust them, and they have no qualms about spreading malicious rumors or lies to further their own agenda. Sam is also known for being a bully and using their power and influence to intimidate others. In short, Sam is a despicable human being who lacks any semblance of empathy or morality.
by JoshuaKaplan April 12, 2023
Get the Sammug. Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
Get the Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spraymug. Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
Get the sammug. The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.
by Rusty767 January 1, 2025
Get the sam fallacymug. by Jack's Chicken May 20, 2024
Get the Sam Meaneymug. Sam is guy, he is nice from what you can tell. He probably watches anime, or plays sorta gay video games like for honour, or R6. He’s a guy that is attractive, & you probably like him, & that’s why you’re searching his name, he is sweet & has a huge, mega faggot sense of humour, that you find lowkey-highkey funny. His friends are loser, but that doesn’t matter because he is loyal & a kind hearted person. He doesn’t open up very easily, but seems to be the soft kind. He is a dummy, but you learn to love it. he is insecure, he doesn’t always ask, but he needs to reassured. He is humble, anyways I need to hurry this up because I am legit about to shit my pants & I don’t want to shit my pants thanks.
by well_washed_weiner October 2, 2019
Get the Sammug. 