When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021
Get the Dancingmug. by Goldenskin ✨ September 5, 2020
Get the 5 dancing babiesmug. Its this really crazy that came into spotlight in 2017. Well, it originated from Ghana and it involves comically banging inanimate objects, with clothes on of course! Its really raunchy and sexually suggestive. Its very popular in West Africa.
by Dat9jaBabe April 19, 2018
Get the One Corner dancemug. Shadow Dance is basically in the name, you could be behind something and your man on the other side while he sees your shadow and your dancing, very sexy indeed when the lights are a different color.
by studd3dbr4inz August 16, 2022
Get the Shadow Dancemug. The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.
Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.
Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?
I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?
I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 21, 2024
Get the Horsey Dancemug. 
Get the The yellow dancing catmug. the debut single by the Canadian rock band My Darkest Days from their self-titled debut album released on September 21, 2010
It performed better on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Tracks chart, where it spent two weeks at number one. Chad Kroeger of Nickelback sings a verse in the Porn Star Dancing video, which was filmed at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas
by Wendysfg May 8, 2023
Get the Porn Star Dancingmug.