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Car

(noun) Person who constantly interrupts fun or excitement, as if a car was driving through a street hockey game.
When Pete’s wife called to tell him it was time to come home from the fantasy draft, he said, “Why are you always such a car?”
by RandySteve March 1, 2020
mugGet the Carmug.

car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.
"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"
by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016
mugGet the car dickmug.

ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car, usually as a prank
Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontiac a solid ass car!
by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020
mugGet the ass carmug.

social distancing car

A humorous nickname for the Toyota Corona, referencing its name in light of the COVID-19 pandemic and the need for social distancing. The term plays on the idea of keeping a safe distance, much like the car's name suggests.
Ever since the pandemic started, my friends have been calling my old ride the 'social distancing car' because it's a Toyota Corona!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
mugGet the social distancing carmug.

Harry Car

a fortnite player that think valourant is mid
by Harrycarr March 6, 2022
mugGet the Harry Carmug.

Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser
Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang
by Its6PM October 24, 2017
mugGet the Twelve car garagemug.

Car Dad

An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,
I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.
by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024
mugGet the Car Dadmug.

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