Sam

This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.

See that guy over there?
Ye, what about him?
That's Sam, he has a massive penis

by SMALLCOCKBIGDREAMS November 22, 2022

Sam

Sam is sick and everyone else is a bad muppet.

Sam is sick but you’re all bad muppets

by Leigh Gend November 24, 2021

Sam

umm idk kinda gay

sams pretty gay i thonk

by intelligant being January 31, 2022

Sam LaPorta potty

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan

The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.

by Clubboy November 23, 2023

Sam Francisco

1) A pair of friends with a bond so strong that a major Californian city where Full House took place is named after them

2) Phrase coined by a Mr. Michael Spelts

"Damn dude, I wish I was as dope as Sam Francisco. That dynamic duo is scorching hot."
"Tell me about it bro... no one can compare to their immaculate beauty and certain je ne sais quoi."

by swanathonson July 12, 2018

Sam

Lord of Masturbation

There he goes again, Sam you got this

by LordOfMasturbation November 26, 2020

Sam Byram

Commonly known as he greatest English full-back to ever play the game.

I just packed 99 rated Sam Byram on FIFA 20.

by dancemonkey December 13, 2019