Stealth Straight

A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.

Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…

by Sitbear October 6, 2023

That is so straight

The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.

Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.

by TheHotKayaker August 29, 2020

Straight deeope out there

To smash a coffee and go destroy a sesh at the jetties

Get Sykingggg! It's Straight deeope out there

by Thecitymayor February 13, 2019

Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy

"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."

by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025

straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021

pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “

“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009