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No one knows anything about ninjas, they are never found. Anyone who says they are a ninja is lying, no ninja admits to being a ninja.
Ninja.

Ninja Time 

Proclaimed Action:
(Nin-ju.__Tie-mm)

One calls out "Ninja Time" to signify that they are going to vanish for a while, after the statement "Ninja Time" has been made it is customary but not necessary to include "Duces"
Bez: Yo this party sucks
Jack: Yeah but what are you going to do? We have to be here..
Bez: Ninja Time..... duces
Jack: Ninja what?? Wait... What?? Where did you go?? {Looks around to no avail}

ninja codon

1. Alias or fake name used to disguise a person's real identity.

2. A word or phrase appearing within a larger text that does not make sense or has no discernible meaning.
1. That trash talking blogger won't reveal anything about himself except his ninja codon.

2. His email was so full of ninja codons that is was little more than gibberish.
ninja codon by Loadmaster March 27, 2011

ninja monkey 

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
ninja monkey by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011

ninja pick 

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.
Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!
ninja pick by FATALATOR November 21, 2011
a bad sexually transmitted disase.
I found out that whore I fucked had the ninja.
ninja by itchybum7 July 8, 2011