Ninja

A Ninja is someone who leaves a party or pub/club without telling their friends, all stealth-like (usually because they're tired or drunk and don't want to cop flak for leaving early). This practice can become a common prank between friends, sometimes blowing up into an all-out "Ninja War".

Friend 1: Where'd Beamers go?
Friend 2: Umm, she told me she was going to the bar for another drink. Wait... That was half an hour ago...
Friend 1: Unbelievable, she's done a Ninja again.
Friend 2: That's it, Ninja War declared.

by Beamers202 July 23, 2013

Ninja turtle'd

When four niggas gangbang a white chick

Damn my nigga! Daquan , Demetrius, Tyrone and the neighborhood plug ninja turtle'd Lauren!

by Brosocrates August 27, 2015

Ninja Dust

The powder at the bottom of a can of Wasabi Nuts.

Bro, I was eating some wasabi almonds and that fucking ninja dust shit got in my eyes. That shit burns. I bet you could blow that shit in somebody's face on purpose and be a total ninja."

by Wip3ou7xl March 10, 2013

Sheetrock Ninja

Mexican dry-wallers or carpenters

Look at that new house! It's being attacked by sheetrock ninjas!

by SHit bang September 15, 2010

Physics Ninja

someone who is a freaking god at physics

Mr. Chaet is a physics ninja.

by doobiesfordayzzz April 2, 2019

ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.

While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️

by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019

Ninja-time

1. When dorks & their friends get together to pretend to be ninjas by doing somersaults and kicking each other.

2. What to do at work when you're bored.

3. What people with no social lives do on the weekends.

1. Yea! It's Ninja-time!!!!!

2. Nick got fired for using work for Ninja-time.

3. So me & Julianne are gonna go to the park for Ninja-time on Saturday. Wanna come?

by ShawnTheNinja October 24, 2007