bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.

Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"

by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 May 25, 2012

Your Mom Ali-A

The Best Comeback

Friend: Ur Mum Gae Lmao

You : Your Mom Ali-A

Friend: I Am Dead!

by I Am Derpy Duck June 6, 2018

Ur mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur grandma a tranny, ur grandpap a trap, combined. if this is said to you you just fucking die end of story this is the worst insult you could ever say

Reese: ur mom gay

Peyton: ur mom a virgin

Reese: fucking explodes and dies from embarrassment

by Fukin trashcan May 13, 2018

Johnny's Mom

A large size female who is ugly and discusting looking and only loves BIG BLACK PRISON SHLONGS!

If your African American then Johnny's Mom is looking for you!

by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020

Doing Your Mom

When your friend FUCKS your Mom
When your friend Has sex with your Mom

D D Doing Your Mom

by BUDDYTHECAT March 10, 2022

Doin' Your Mom!

A hilarious internet song made by Ray William Johnson and Fatty Spins.

Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!

by I'm doin' your mom! January 19, 2010

Main Line Mom

Main Line Moms are overattentive, overinvolved, pampered, prissy JAP-spawning machines. They'll fight tooth and nail for their kids to get undeserved As and not just because they do all their school projects for them. They hire tutors for $80/hour when their kids get an A-, shuttle their kids and their lacrosse equipment and golden retrievers around in their Landrovers, and know all the gossip about their kids' classmates before they do. Main Line moms peak at college admissions and Bar/Bat Mitzvah seasons. They tread the line between passive-aggressive and aggressive-aggressive and if you're skeptical, try Nordstrom Petites during the semi-annual sale or getting a parking spot in Suburban Square. They adore gays but they lock their car doors when they see a black person. A true Main Line Mom keeps an immaculate home and garden, but only because of the coterie of immigrant gardeners, house-cleaners, and babysitters they employ. Main Line moms know that they deserve the world and so do their kids. And they won't let you forget it.

Lower Merion High School Student 1: My mom found out from Laura Cooper's mom who heard from Robin Goldfarb's mom that Rachael Silverberg gave Jake Weinstein head under the table at Adam Rubin's bar mitzvah.

Lower Merion High School Student 2: OMG, the Main Line Mom gossip network is out of control.

by xoxo_MLgg December 5, 2009