the mom and dad

The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.

Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Mady's dad

He likes to be pedo towards kids on Snapchat.

Mady's dad is pedophile man

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

Dad

Whats that?
Something you don't have.

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."

by The_McKenna October 8, 2022

dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

by PIZZA GAL May 6, 2020

Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022

dad

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money

hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago

by Dr Bigbrain January 4, 2021

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019