Mad david

so cringy it gives you goosebumps.

Kevin>That's not 3 out of 3.. that's 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.

"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"

by BurgundysauceBackwards February 28, 2022

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 09, 2018

David Bergeron

A sexy beast in middle school

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron

by FinnyTheFlopper May 02, 2022

David kralj 8

David is a white ass nigga with a blask ass. David very dangerous whan se David RUN!!!

David Kralj 8 is dejnđrs

by Davide sa brega November 21, 2021

David Mendez

Cute, caring Person. Loves the people that are special to him. Works out from Monday’s to Fridays. He is in love with Gus.
David is the cutest human being.

He’s hot.

Gus loves David Mendez very much.

by Gustave May 17, 2019

David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees

“David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham”

by Rooftophallways May 07, 2023