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Chicken beat

When you try and type f_____g beat because you’re tired but Spellcheck turns it into ducken beat. After a while you start substituting chicken for ducken.
Sorry. I can’t make it. I’m chicken beat.
by LocalDan33 October 8, 2021
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Miami Beating

(1) When you play a game and you not score over 20 points and let your opponent score over 40. (2)The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons. (3) a skunk (4) a wash(5) a blow out. (6) To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.
Thomas played rummy with James and took a Miami Beating not scoring one point.
by yesbigdaddy September 12, 2021
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Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please
by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021
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Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.
I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.
by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021
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Beat The Bus Syndrome

A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed
*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”
by BusDriverJordan September 17, 2021
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Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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