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bag team all-american 

A term used to describe an individual who is ridiculously over-zealous in any of his or her pursuits, often in a comedic and destructive way. These individuals are easy to point out in a crowd and are noticeably more agitated, sweaty, and loud than a normal person. The term evolved from high school football where 3rd string “bag team” players would injure starting running backs by being overly aggressive during Friday half speed practices.
1.
Friend #1: How'd John do with that girl?

Friend #2: Not so good. He scared her away with his Bag Team All-American technique

2.
Person #1: Torn ACL?

Person #2: Yep. Playing football in the park with Bag Team All-American Nate.
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half-acoon american 

half-acoon american by blishi February 13, 2019

Homosexual African American 

Ay bro, Jamal is a real homosexual African american.

Getting fucked American style 

Getting fucked in any way involving guns and explosion and or American flags
dude I nutted in her kitty then escaped in my two fiddy, now that's getting fucked American style.
Dude that guy lost his arm from a fire work, he got fucked American style.

Mug blooded american 

A mug blooded american means that their freedom loving veins have only mug a rootbeer brand.
Well i'm a mug blooded american you hear?

The Franco-American Offensive

Putting aside all differences in order to pool resources and attack the British
David: "I was down the pub last night and saw an American and a Frenchman having a brawl."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."

Don Frye American 

A culturally aware loudmouthed American badass who despite not being especially nerdy has an appreciation for nerd culture and is welcomed into their social circles.
That old timer in Godzilla Final Wars is a Don Frye American.