American

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?

American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!

by leo123456 December 9, 2023

American girls

Girls who live in the United States, obviously. But what makes these girls annoying are their rampant beliefs in feminism. I wonder if they really know the true meaning of feminism, prolly not. American girls think that it's empowering to post nudes on OF, engage in hookup culture, wear heavy makeup and tight clothes. These girls also think that girls from Eastern countries are oppressed when it's actually quite the opposite. Women in Eastern countries value their culture and religion, treat their bodies like sacred temples and most of all, they do not cater to men. American girls think that being a prostitute is more empowering than being a housewife and mother.

Rajdeep: Have you heard that American girls think we are oppressed by our men?

Harshaali: Yes, so many times! They really think they know more about us than we know about ourselves.

by YourPunjabiGal January 16, 2024

Hot dog and Hamburger American

A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.

John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.

by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023

authentic american

An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.

Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.

by Founding Firebrand October 10, 2020

American Football

Americans speed running brain damage.

American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."

by Denkire March 22, 2021

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016

Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025