A Tourist Friend is much like a traditional tourists , but they only "visit" or "vacation" to your friendship instead of actual destinations. A Tourist Friend comes and goes, but mostly goes. They are only there when they want to be and often forget to even speak to you when they aren't "visiting." These people are hipocrites and they should not be taken at their word. These friends often break such common unwritten friend laws such as "Bros before hoes" and "Chicks before dicks." Abandon these friends as they will certainly abandon you...until they come crawling back. They are not worth your time.
Johnathon is a tourists friend. He can never hangout, but says he wants to. Bails all the time, and once he got a girl, he disappeared.
Isabel got a man and now hasn't called in 3 months, despite our 20year friendship. She's such a tourist friend.
Isabel got a man and now hasn't called in 3 months, despite our 20year friendship. She's such a tourist friend.
by fabocj June 28, 2018
Get the A Tourist Friend mug.A friend that you’ve known since the infancy or a childhood friend that you’ve known your entire life, essentially since the time you we’re both fetuses, because your mom and their mom and/or parents have been friends since before your birth and you became friends with your parent’s friend’s child by default.
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Get the Fetus friend mug.Someone that you can trust no matter what happens. Someone that will never break a single promise to you, and always considers your feelings in anything that might affect you. This person will never lie to you or knowingly hurt you in any way.
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Get the Best friend mug.Angie keeps jumping in and out of Victoria’s life. She’s not a forever friend. She’s a peekaboo friend
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by sports1234 July 24, 2019
Get the Best Friend mug.The common phenomenon of discovering a chain of Facebook friends that starts with you and moves through strangers' friends lists that then loop back to you again.
Reinforces the "small world" feeling.
Reinforces the "small world" feeling.
My co-worker wanted me to cross-friend his disc-golf buddy. Found out that he is friends with someone that is also friends with my wife's best friend in college. He started a Friend Loop
by jeffowski July 2, 2011
Get the Friend Loop mug.A friendship where there is no sexual contact. Used in modern dating to help determine someone's availability.
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