by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug. Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo
You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new
This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise
You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new
This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise
It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences
Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it
Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it
by The ant nerd December 7, 2019
Get the New - Paul McCartneymug. by notonelvy April 5, 2021
Get the Jean Paulmug. Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.
We all love a Paul.
We all love a Paul.
Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023
Get the Paulmug. 
A specimen that specialises in computer technology but somehow hasn’t made a technical wheelchair
If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma
If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma
by Fatuglyniggaginger December 10, 2018
Get the Paul Cripplemoremug. Sorry but you spelled the word "Dick" wrong. A "Dick" is a part of the male anatomy. Can be used as an insult. Other words for "Dick" are: Penis PP (pee pee)
by Johnzzqwf July 6, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug.