cum inside me

Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.

Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:

by bobrick234 August 10, 2019

fuck me eyes

the eyes say "fuck me" without the mouth saying a word

I saw those fuck me eyes she had, and I knew I was getting lucky

by Spencer Cox September 29, 2005

don't argue with me

A phrase commonly used by parents and teachers in arguments because they can't defend what they say.

Kid: "Why can't I do this?"
Parent: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"

by anonymous June 29, 2005

me, myself, and i

Lonely.

I'm here by myself, just me, myself, and I.

by TheRealPotato January 23, 2017

help me please

help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please

me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc

by Jack156 October 5, 2019

Dick me down

Getting fucked hard by a male and not being able to get up the next day

Babe can you dick me down to night

by Leanmaster420 July 5, 2016

caress me down

A very dank song by Sublime.

"So she told me to come over and I took that trip,
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And when it came out, it went *drip drip drip*
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip" -Caress Me Down

Only Sublime could pull off a song about getting a handjob.

by aclockworkapple December 8, 2007