I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave

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by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025

Ball Call

When you jerk off in a call.

"Jake did a ball call the other day and it was super aggressive."

by BallSac Gang February 3, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Call Of Duty

A place where you can find 12 year olds raging at their xbox because they think your hacking

12 year old: YOUR FREAKING HACKING ON CALL OF DUTY LOSER
person:nah man just my aim
12 Year Old: NO THATS NOT IT F**K YOU

by Jessestaff January 25, 2018

Answering the Call

v. Fulfilling the need for the desire to play hours of Call of Duty. Usually occurs when one takes off from work or stays home from school

Oh right.. I had heard that Double XP Weekend was starting Friday morning so I was answering the call.

by liftedops July 8, 2011