left handed compliment

A criticism or insult disguised as a compliment.

A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.

Also called backhanded compliment

Patti sees Britney wearing a sexy new dress. Patti, who really doesn't like Britney, says, "That dress is really sharp. It really makes you look so slim!" Left handed compliment: "You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."

"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory

by For Whom the Bell Trolls July 30, 2008

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Edward 40 hands

A grueling test of manliness where a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor is taped to each hand. The drinker must finish both bottles before removing them from his hands. This game is the ultimate test of manliness, often resulting in projectile vomiting.

We just went to 7-11 to get ten 40's of Steel Reserve and duct tape so that we could play edward 40 hands.

by HERE_WE_GO November 8, 2011

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arse in his hand

Used to describe a person who is in a bad mood

Don't expect a smile out of him- he's got his arse in his hand

by LCT July 18, 2006

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dirty dick hands

When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH

I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .

by ElCockUltimo April 13, 2016

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left-handed website

a pr0n website. A right-handed user would hold the mouse in his/her left hand and stroke it with the right.

Ever since I lost my job job, I've been designing left-handed websites. Eventually, I hope to make a contribution in a less ... uhh... behind the scenes way.

by studs December 14, 2004

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