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David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
by Krifti January 21, 2025
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David Hogan

Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know
by anonymous January 27, 2021
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David

A person who brings a macetă to school
Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.
by tatal tau November 22, 2021
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david

david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful
“you talk to david ???? run.”

yeah i should
by anti david’s October 3, 2021
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David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl
Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
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david

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.
"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"

"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
by lolipop dude January 2, 2019
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David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...
Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023
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