Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

beef

"Beef"a butt-queef, similarly to a vaginal queef but at the anal opening.

"yo man wanna start some beef?

by yeeziesonthebacklawn August 16, 2020

Juicy no teriyaki beef burger

Juicy no teriyaki beef burger is the MCDonalds legendary japanese beef burger. You say it when you want to piss off a friend or vibe with your homies.

"Is that a teriyaki beef burker" person 1
"JUICY NO TERIYAKI BEEF BURGER" homie 1
"JUICY NO TERIYAKI BEEF BURGER" homie 2

by juciest teriyaki beef burger October 2, 2021

Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

Marinating the beef

The process of lubricating one's genitals (most commonly the penis).

I couldn't put it in, so I tried Marinating the beef and voilá! it finally slid in.

by afaraci12099 November 20, 2016

Beef

When you spark a brer

You brer *spark*

by Bæf (roymundo) May 3, 2003

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.

Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019