car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

by LouieFerook April 2, 2016

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, this fucken car uplifted the lost souls men in Sauta, this fucken car brought hope to the dreams of black women as well. This fucken car is the DA to our ANC. The Helen to Our Jacob.

"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car

by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer for gay furries

Person 1: What the hell is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: An indie rock band, it's basically Weezer but for gay furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

car freshener

sends odors packing and adds a welcome note of freshness to your vehicle; best smells- Fresh Linen, New Car, Vanilla, Bahama Breeze; worst smells-Cherry

Febreze car freshener, Yankee Candle car fresheners

by Reynolda Brown March 19, 2014

car

A deliberately misspelled version of cat

The orange car is having zoomies again

by anga83 March 25, 2024

Car

The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill

Little kid: What's that?
Me: that's my car, and possibly my new grave yard.

by Scarfir May 5, 2019