by Latino Banana October 24, 2016
a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.
M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
by I’m A Ghost May 03, 2021
To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.
by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020
by ItzFrostEE December 22, 2022
The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 04, 2023
by Rich&Rhi5150 February 07, 2021