sex-godlyness

someone who is such a sex god he is dying of sex-godlyness

omg that guy is dying of sex-godlyness

by :0 whoop May 6, 2010

classical sex

A fetish involving powdered wigs and having sex choreographed to classical music. This music usually must be fast paced such as the baroque genre and you must always finish during the crescendo.

-hey whats that powdered wig for?
--its for classical sex man, we totally smashed to mozart last night!

by KRA3PZ February 13, 2010

Fraction Sex

The act of sex/intercourse but being cut off before you can finish for other reasons unknown.

Taking a girl home, proceeding to bang her but then when your maybe half way through, she decides to quit cos shes had enough fun.
"Cory takes Morgan home to finger her with his penis, Morgan decides shes had enough fun and tells him, "I'm done". Cory is left there with his unfinished business. This explains fraction sex.

by mr titty farm May 2, 2009

sex noises

when a man and woman are "doing it" and are making noises at the same time. Ushually its the female yelling "FUCK ME, DONT STOP, HARDER, HARDER" or "TAP THAT ASS" and the male yelling "WHOS YOUR DADDY?! YES.. RIGHT THERE" this prooving that they are enjoying themselves continously while him shooving his PENIS in her HAIRY PUSSY.

"OMG... FUCK ME,.. HARDER.. UH, UH, UH, COMMON, DO IT... YES... UH HUH, YES... DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME.... BABY... OH BABY.." usually followed by orgasm.

by Victoria November 28, 2004

magic sex

after having sex a woman leaves immediately, as if she disappears.

i picked that smut up from the club and had magic sex.
me and your girl had magic sex. after i beat it she disappeared.

by NyAg4Femmes March 4, 2008

awkward sex

When youre having sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have done a better job getting off by yourself.

Andrea wished she had just masterbated rather than subject herself to the awkward sex she had with Jeremy because he sucks in bed.

by yourmomsmysexslave August 13, 2009

Premarital sex

When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.

Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.

by Greentesties June 11, 2019