Ian-shot

Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.

Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.

Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.

Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!

*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"

Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"

Guy 1: oh f**k!
by J-Thatch November 24, 2024
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 24, 2022
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 24, 2022
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haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
by sxravhi June 12, 2022
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Digby Shot

A creep shot of a member of the unsuspecting public.
There some flodge on this train, gonna take a Digby Shot
by spooSpfasddsfsadfasdfasdfasdfa October 11, 2018
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Jelly Shot

When you cum into a woman's belly button, then proceed to lick it out like a Jell-O Shot.
Dude, Becky let me give her a Jelly Shot last night. I think I might marry her.
by Milos Gloriosus April 16, 2024
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