to spank your monkey. to jake off.
"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
by bonerpetite August 5, 2022
Get the jakemug. A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
by Cocks are niceeee March 3, 2020
Get the Jakemug. by Jake golbert October 30, 2018
Get the Jake golbertmug. playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.
"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"
by definition mf June 9, 2021
Get the Jake Phasemug. a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021
Get the jake dakinmug. A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".
"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
by 718Italian February 6, 2025
Get the Jakesmug.