post roommate

when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.
guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!

guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet

guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
by sneektip June 24, 2010
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The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
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Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you
Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge
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post yap clarity

A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.
Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."
by hiraikills March 01, 2024
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post feminist

A feminist who only engages by posting argumentative statements or complaints about gender issues affecting women, usually on Facebook.
With the unlimited power of Facebook likes, post feminists can change society with little more than a few clicks of her mouse.
by ContrafibularitionsSir May 05, 2016
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Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.
God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!
by September 06, 2023
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Post-factual

Lame excuse for wanting your way in life.

In other words, it's for stupid people.
Man, I don't like math; I'm just gonna say I disagree on my next test, because, you know, post-factual.
by drinsidious December 25, 2016
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