A fun distraction from your sucky, boring lives. Most adults will blame video games and other things that bring children joy on every bad thing the child does, but they are full of crap and ignorance. Without video games, we would never be able to escape from crappy old reality.
by DERP_MASTER April 21, 2017
Oi Jonsey had the best clit game last night, I squirted all over his face, I bet he wishes he had his scuba diving gear
by Helentaylor March 10, 2015
When your on facebook looking up random girl names in the people search bar and seeing if you can find a hot girl to look at.
by titsburg69 November 13, 2011
A game in which a social justice warrior (often privileged upper class white people in their 20s) play which consists of two rounds. Round 1 is a contest to see who can explain how any given non-offensive comment is in fact hate speech or a "microagression". Round 2 is a contest to see who can act the most offended by the comment from round one. A bonus is awarded if you can act offended on behalf of a group to which you do not belong, the only move that can beat that is grabbing someone that is part of the group that would be offended and telling them you are sorry and you love them.
Sean burst into tears and started yelling at a door to door salesman for saying hello, he then went on to explain how "hello" discriminates against illiterate trans african americans. I thought he would win but then Jake showed up with an illiterate trans african american and started apologizing on behalf of the salesman, he totally won the SJW game.
by Lice138 November 16, 2016
The primark Game is a simple game to be played by you and your friends.
You simply enter a primark store and proceed to knock off as many clothes from their racks/shelves as possible.
The winner is the person whom knocked the most clothes onto the floor.
You simply enter a primark store and proceed to knock off as many clothes from their racks/shelves as possible.
The winner is the person whom knocked the most clothes onto the floor.
by Tomleboo January 02, 2016
by Randomurbandictionaryuser December 31, 2010
by Oo.. February 14, 2017