One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20

Names with S gotta let ‘em Fuck the shit outta you. let em fuck whenever they want

names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20 let them fuck

by bigdjarret September 10, 2022

Pennies From Heaven

The delectable dish of perfectly microwaved hotdogs sliced to perfection and folded into the cheesiest macaroni and cheese creating a pleasurable meal comparable only to the feeling you get when Pennie’s fall from heaven.

Man I’m so down in the dumps. I can really
Use some Pennies from heaven to fill my belly and my soul.

by MaC AnD ChEe October 17, 2021

Exemption From Law Clause

Guys, you really gotta read those terms of service.

Hym "The explicit intent of the exemption from law clause is to prevent you from using false allegations and civil suits to anything that would be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. Whatever happens in response to your failure to adequately credit or pay me with resume until the circumstance that you do anything that could be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. That's what it's for."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

Visit from the tooth fairy

A threat for surprise retribution at a later date for an earlier transgression that usually results in the instigator missing teeth. Similar threats include "watch your back" or "you'll get yours". The notion of the saying is that retribution will happen suddenly when the instigator least expects it, such as sleeping and their teeth are placed under their pillow. The saying is otherwise used broadly to mean any level of revenge.

Someone does another person wrong or victimizes them, the victim may say "Watch yourself! You're gonna get a visit from the tooth fairy!"

Or used to dispel concern by others that retribution is going to be made "They're gonna see the tooth fairy, don't worry about it."

by matt000111 June 5, 2024

Note from sally

When a woman gets her period, which apparently is delivered by foot post from a woman named Sally. Oh, what a wretched job to have would that be. Like being served, she'd have to get creative and put them in pizza boxes for anyone to accept them anymore. Or maybe in this case, one gallon ice cream tubs.

I got a note from Sally yesterday, and I was not happy at all about it.

I heard Rebecca got a note from Sally right in the middle of her exam. It must have been so embarrassing!

by woota8 November 24, 2011

ninja-from-fortnite

ninja from fortnite

omg Bethany is that ninja-from-fortnite?!!?
*feints epicly*

by FireDasher June 12, 2021