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Get the david mug.Typically people named David are smart, kind, and let’s not beat around the bush, they were raised right. For example while other guys in middle/high school may treat some girls like shit a use them, David is mature enough to treat a girl right and be some she can count on. Which obviously means he has a line of girls wanting to be his. David’s can also be badass, hot, and sexy, like when he plays basketball or really any sport it’s just 😫😫😫!!!! Not to mention his good looks, tall hight, and good sense of humor. Plus David isn’t afraid to have his own opinions and stick out from other people. He is supportive and will never judge you. So long story short, if you are David’s bff or gf, you better treat him right and be grateful that you even get to know him. Love you David <3
Girl 1: All the guys in our S.S suck…I mean except for David he is pretty chill
Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story
Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫
Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is
Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story
Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫
Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is
Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
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someone who wants ice cream from his dad, and loses his ball, and runs on the road, and a car hits him, and his name is david, david, his name is david
MY NAME IS DAVID, DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, DAVID, THAT IS MY NAME, DAVID, I WANT ANOTHER, DAVID, WHERE IS MY BALL? I'M RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD. THERE IS A CAR, AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AHHHH
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