Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.
"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"
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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
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David Bergeron

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron
by FinnyTheFlopper May 02, 2022
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David kralj 8

David is a white ass nigga with a blask ass. David very dangerous whan se David RUN!!!
by Davide sa brega November 21, 2021
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David Mendez

Cute, caring Person. Loves the people that are special to him. Works out from Monday’s to Fridays. He is in love with Gus.
David is the cutest human being.

He’s hot.
Gus loves David Mendez very much.
by Gustave May 17, 2019
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David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees
David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham
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David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
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