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david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.
Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018
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David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “
by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 22, 2021
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David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped the border!
by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
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davide

Davide è il ragazzo migliore che potessi mai conoscere. E' difficile descriverlo perchè è tante cose insieme. Davide è un grande amico, c'è nei momenti del bisogno e ti fa divertire sempre. E' un grande fidanzato anche, è dolce e protettivo e non ti lascerà mai andare se sei quella giusta. Capisce subito se qualcosa non va e farà il possibile per farti stare bene. A volte stronzo, ha avuto un passato difficile e per questo nasconde i suoi punti deboli ma se sei la persona, la sua persona, allora ti mostrerà anche i suoi segreti più profondi. Che ti ami non ci sarà dubbio ma non aspettarti di essere indispensabile per lui. Ci rimarrebbe male ma ormai abituato a chi se ne va, lo supererebbe presto. Ti darà tutto se stesso e tutto il suo amore, attent* a non farlo soffrire perfavore.
x:Ho conosciuto Davide
o:Non fartelo scappare uno come lui è prezioso
by i'madreamer November 22, 2021
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David Myhre

A beverage that consists of 3 parts vodka 1 part kombucha

Much like an Arnold Palmer
"I was hangin with that hippie chick in her buss drinkin David Myhres and ended up running naked in the sand dunes"

"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"
by AKbigkahuna July 6, 2018
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David

David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.
Oh that guy... he’s such a David.
by Durhamsucks July 14, 2020
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NSK David

I just listened to the best rapper NSK David.
by Bob the booster October 7, 2020
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