The Town of Crossfield

A small Central Albertan town just north of Calgary, where it is ‘cool’ to wear cowboy boots and jeans to high school, even if you live down the street from the school. It is also mandatory to drive a pickup truck with no muffler, and support Trump even if you can’t vote and do not live in America.

I used to live in the town of Crossfield, most of the people there are douchebags.

by Cooldood19 December 13, 2021

PJ Town

PJ Town is a cozy little community geographically located to the east of Dickdoodlesville. While this town shares some common traits with Dickdoodlesville such as unfinished projects, it differs in many ways. Most notably you will know when you have crossed over from Dickdoodlesville into PJ Town by the strict 6:00pm curfew and subsequent lights out policy. If you are travelling in PJ Town you must stop and visit the Deadson Monument. No one really knows exactly when this monument arrived but is believed to have been there since the town’s beginning. The townsfolk have been paying homage to this monument annually by throwing some parts at it and Praying.

In PJ Town Sheriff Frombie enforced a strict lights out policy at 6:00pm daily.

by Birdy604 November 11, 2021

Wacky Town

The town of wacky-ness

Wacky town is better then Crimson Countryside, and Happy Homestead"

by YungNeeson72 July 22, 2025

I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM

Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

by Scrotchular January 30, 2023

Sheriff of town nowhere

A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.

Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.

Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me

what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.

by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024

J-Town

"Cool Jesus" - He wears his cap backwards, surfs with his bros (like Dave Anthony), longboards to work, and drinks IPAs at the local brew pup with his bros. Gary doesn't believe, but Jose does. (Ref: The Dollop Podcast)

All the kids are down with the J-Town.

Gary is going to hell because he killed Dave's dad. Not cool with J-Town.
J-Town has the best Jam Pad.
2023, the year of our lord, J-Town.

by jtown77 November 12, 2023

Temple Town

Temple Town is a Discord Server Located in The Spire.

This discord is owned and managed by Popular Rust Streamer TempleTaps

Temple Town Is the best Rust Discord.

by FiberDaChad July 19, 2022