Toothbrush Tom

A way to refer to Greg, emphasizing his love for toothbrush anal that he craves.

Stop being a toothbrush tom, fucker.

by Sean Feller September 16, 2025

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tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.

you are so Tom Lucette.

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014

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the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

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Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded

Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska

by willisthehy April 1, 2019

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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

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