tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017

Tom Holland

A really hot British actor that plays spiderman and is literally the cutest thing ever. Pansexuals are also obsessed with him.

" Tom Holland is cute asf"

by cheeseyspicey November 4, 2021

Tom baum

THE BOOOOOM

hey hes the boooooomb
who Tom baum?
no theres actually a bomb

by eveee November 11, 2011

Tom

Usually an unattractive manchild who hits on girls way above their weight

"Damn, why is Tom even attempting to talk to Francesca"

by TheShearminator January 23, 2019

Tom rimmer

This blonde haired god has lots of money and is rich. He likes his coffee like likes his men! He’s lovely and nice!!!! He likes too build snowmen (yes men not women).

Omg is that Tom rimmer he’s so cool!

by Derekhalexxxxxx January 16, 2021

Tom

Tom is usually very large and always gay. He likes it up the ass and in the mouth!

Your such a Tom

by Dan95321 November 1, 2019

Tom

An asshole

Man, my ex was such a Tom: he still owes me money to this day

by Orka wail March 2, 2024