A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
Get the ninja-textmug. by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019
Get the Ninjamug. by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014
Get the Wax ninjamug. Person A: Jessica was shocked to have a mouth full of cum after doing it doggy style.
Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.
Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.
by <>< thefishkid June 22, 2016
Get the Ninja Flipmug. When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female
by Jeremiah fink keister October 27, 2013
Get the cunt ninjamug. I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.
It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”
It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”
Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?
UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.
UN #1: why a ninja?
UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.
UN #1: why a ninja?
UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021
Get the Ninjamug. The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.
by NorthernOmen March 1, 2024
Get the Ninja Dustmug.