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Fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
Omg... I’m so turned on just “Fuck me Dead and Bury me Pregnant!!!” And I will die Happy!
by JCMore4U February 24, 2019
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i'm glad rick james is dead bitch

that fucker was a severe fuckup asshole drug addict rapist motherfucker

he was also a no talent motherfucker and a one hit wonder "SUPERFREAK" which MC Hamster ripped off and coincidentally was his only hit song too.
plus i'm sick of hearing that stupid fucking line
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My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.
by Beanafied May 12, 2020
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Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
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how many dead niggas do 201 have

201 have over 6 dead niggas
ay brother how many dead niggas do 201 have

how much

alot 😂
by getlowerrr January 19, 2022
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Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
by urboredom May 4, 2020
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