David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

David

One Sexy ass motherfucker

David is a one sexy ass motherfucker

by DVDXVX January 20, 2023

David

david is a amazing bf. i love him with all my heart ❤️. I <3 david. my number 1 bb.

david is amazing and gives me lots of kisses

by iheartdavid November 3, 2022

David

A person who brings a macetă to school

Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.

by tatal tau November 22, 2021

David Hogan

Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know

Why are you David hogan

by anonymous January 27, 2021

David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl

Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025