Complaining that the time period when you grew up is better than the current one. This usually occurs with the older population when they see kids playing video games and stuff, but can still happen to people of all ages.
"Hey, look at my new iPod touch! I got it for my 8th birthday!"
"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."
"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."
"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."
"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."
by Another Internet Person... February 29, 2012
Get the Granny Syndrome mug.A rare condition where Yolie Dust is sprinkled on everything making it fucking fantastic and bad ass!!!
I was all pissed off until she came in and sprinkled Yolie Dust and made me fall deeper in love, it must be Yolie Syndrome.
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Get the Bait Syndrome mug.Urban myth that blames drowning incidents on swimmers entering the water too soon after a meal; supposedly you get cramps and go kerplunk to the bottom. Used by lazy parents who want to get some decent shut-eye after a picnic. Some adults go on actually believing it too. In fact, cramps can affect you at any time and not particularly after a meal; if they hit you in the water they will not adversely affect your buoyancy nor even do too much damage to your swimming skills. If you are in water where, perhaps due to currents, this affliction would likely make the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps.
Just ask yourself; what do you think the odds would be if you went up to a coroner or pathologist and asked them if they had ever filed a cause of someone's death as "swimming on a full stomach?" No, I didn't think so.
Just ask yourself; what do you think the odds would be if you went up to a coroner or pathologist and asked them if they had ever filed a cause of someone's death as "swimming on a full stomach?" No, I didn't think so.
Jimmy was screaming and running along the water's edge and his mum was too fat and lazy to watch out for her kids like she ought to, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.
by Fearman December 15, 2008
Get the Drowns Syndrome mug.Asperger syndrome is a very rare but beneficial difference that positively affects your IQ. Asperger's, like other differences on the autism spectrum, may affect how you think and feel. The symptoms are:
100 IQ or higher (usually 110 or higher)
Being a chatterbox
Smart
High verbal ability
A fast learner
Trouble finding friends
About 1 in 229 people have Asperger's worldwide, we are so lucky that Asperger's is a thing. That's 35,877,600 people.
Personaly, as an Aspie, I despise the puzzle piece and I don't want awareness. I want acceptance and the rainbow infinity symbol.
100 IQ or higher (usually 110 or higher)
Being a chatterbox
Smart
High verbal ability
A fast learner
Trouble finding friends
About 1 in 229 people have Asperger's worldwide, we are so lucky that Asperger's is a thing. That's 35,877,600 people.
Personaly, as an Aspie, I despise the puzzle piece and I don't want awareness. I want acceptance and the rainbow infinity symbol.
by SpecialAspieRyanBoi March 29, 2022
Get the Asperger syndrome mug.to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence
I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down
by Isaac Semelwies March 21, 2013
Get the Jefferson's syndrome mug.Sleepover by Hayley Kiyoko was my jam, but ever since I’ve developed sleepover syndrome that song just makes me sad and gay.
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