Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

Dirtbag snake

Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

saddle snake

Penis

Check out the size of that saddle snake!

by Saddle Snake January 24, 2022

The Snake

The snake, referring to the animal snake which is a symbol for betraying or snitching, is a nickname for Kevin Durant (short KD).

Person A: Have you seen KD stepping on the line 3 point line at his clutch shot?
Person B: Yes the Snake just has hockeysticks as feet.
Person A: Yeah but he's still a great player.
Person B: Thats true.

by DutchMamba24 December 8, 2021

Beef Snake

Long snake like turd derived of the home cooked variety

He just dropped a serious beef snake after all that dinner he ate!

by Lambeau1002 January 1, 2022

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

by Toby magenta January 3, 2022