sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile

I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!

by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 28, 2019

to sock

An alternative form of masturbation, where a participant or participants, places his penis or their penisi into a sock & masturbates.

'Cor! Wot a sock session that was! Are we able to sock again?'

by chris tafari December 7, 2022

Cinnamon Socks

It’s like that time you went to the store, all of a sudden there’s cinnamon all over your socks. Possibly also a reference for stashing drugs in your socks.

“Soaps in the box, cinnamon socks”

by Yungstankrob April 16, 2021

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024

I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!

by Barrattino April 17, 2024

sock cucker

getting off watching someone wear your socks

look at this sock cucker

by mikeydaddy November 16, 2022