Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
Get the Post Traumatic Blowjob Disordermug. The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
Get the Post™ traumatic stressmug. A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
Get the roast postmug. 
Commonly commented on tiktok videos of vulnerable groups, like disabled children or minorities. It basically means one wants to post a hate comment but it's not possible on tiktok.
This comment encourages the person to also post on Instagram Reels, as its filtering system allows comments to be more direct and even hateful.
This comment encourages the person to also post on Instagram Reels, as its filtering system allows comments to be more direct and even hateful.
by ab34d3 December 26, 2023
Get the Post this on ig reelsmug. a person who, after getting into a verbal fight with you and apologizing, is still stubborn and upset with you.
Ralph: You suck!
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.
by YoPal August 20, 2007
Get the Post-staticmug. a super epileptic fps with flashing lights and that's also fast-paced. if you're epileptic, DON'T PHACKING PLAY THIS MAN.
by warmachine76123 March 8, 2021
Get the post: voidmug.