Surprise Poop

The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.

When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!

by We wanna be WANGSTAS! June 17, 2011

poop dildo

When two faggots put there assholes up next to each others, like their assholes are going to kiss, and then they proceed to shit back and forth into each others ass creating a dildo made of poop.

After a bix Mexican dinner Steven and Gary were to have sex but broke their glass sextoy they resorted to using a poop dildo instead. Mexican food never sat right with Gary's stomach anyway.

by Little Theodoore April 25, 2008

poop shoot

Where your poop comes out. Its another word for anus.

"There was alot of poop coming out of your poop shoot today"

by Forrest Gump December 28, 2005

poop a loop

Your butthole when it is shitty

dude your poop a loop smells!

by penismonger November 5, 2006

poop dick

Cu ca smothered on a pee pee. Corn or other undigested objects may be present.

When you put a throbbing love muscle in an anal cavity and then pull it out. You look down and there should be crap on it. Also, it may be smelly, so watch out!

by Aaron December 16, 2003

poop pool

A portopottie that has become so smelly and so inundated with shit that one could swim in it like one would do in a pool.

I went to urinate in a portopottie and when I opened the door shit flowed all over me because that portopottie was such a poop pool.

by E? September 3, 2006

Poop sock

A poop sock is something that is tasty!

Poop sock is...

My peepee itches

by Guncle Fred April 11, 2019