They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022

by IGetAGoodIdeaOnceAYear December 26, 2020

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
by threeperiods August 10, 2023

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.
Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*
Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”
Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”
Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

by Ors C March 12, 2015
