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piss your khakis

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.
"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."
by billybattleaxe August 29, 2018
mugGet the piss your khakismug.

St. Louis Piss

So I walked into the can, and Johnny was bent over like a moose, cock tucked the urinal, taking a St. Louis Piss!
by Backdoor Sandpaper March 27, 2019
mugGet the St. Louis Pissmug.

piss bucket drunk

Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.
Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.
by Ottomanic November 13, 2020
mugGet the piss bucket drunkmug.

Pissing into my arsehole

Pissing into your own arsehole
Meaning, your fucking yourself up.
Pissing into my arsehole
Meaning, something or somebody is fucking me up.
Pissing into their arsehole
Meaning, i'm going to fuck somebody up.
Pissing into my own arsehole
Meaning, i'm gonna fuck myself up.
"He's pissing into his own arsehole drinking that"
"It's friday and i'm going to piss into my own arsehole"
"Is that true or are you pissing into my arsehole"
by Anton bevermarsh September 30, 2020
mugGet the Pissing into my arseholemug.

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free
{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.
by Bonk October 27, 2020
mugGet the blethan's piss juicemug.

living room pissed

When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.
Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
by MidlandManc June 27, 2017
mugGet the living room pissedmug.

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