pant

A single trouser leg only, tied around the upper thigh with a piece of string, allowing cock and balls to dangle free.

My wife left me because of my insistence on wearing a gold lamé pant to her work functions.

by twiddles888 March 30, 2021

pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)

Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.

by jawbone February 7, 2010

Swagger pants

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)

Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper

by Blinging July 11, 2018

v pants

Similar to prescription pants . Worn by people that go to clubs because they suck.

If you wear v pants you are most likely a douche.

by pseudonymdoggo February 17, 2017

Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011

Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

Fire Pants

Fire Pants are people who lie profusely, their pants are always on fire, thus, fire pants.

That damn cheater is such a fire pants.

by anonymous March 24, 2024