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matthew you suck

by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025

Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers

Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first

by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025

Matthew

blackass mf
(snabba addict)

look at that kanker matthew ova there

by HornyHogrider69 June 6, 2025

Mathematical Purrfection

When educators who are cat lovers love to pose creative math questions—and mathematical quickies or trickies—that center around their pets (or “masters of the house”), or are attracted by real-life word problems that embrace the feline family.

Two brain-unfriendly questions that exhibit mathematical purrfection are:

1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?

2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.

by Numerati June 18, 2025

Matthew

A fucking fat ass who sits at his computer all day and uses his twin for clout

Ugh our discord mod is matthew?

by Obamni July 6, 2025

Matthew

Gay.

Hey look, it's a Matthew!

by Tackswithaknackforapack July 8, 2025

Matthew Em

A definite bro... he just be diggin in his butt, like just excavating that shittt.

Yo, our boy Matthew Em is in the house, you already KNOWWW he's gonna be DIGGINGG in that shit!

by Mon Astery July 13, 2025