by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020
Get the mary portermug. The cutest girl ever. Wish she never left.
When you’re with her you feel like you’re swimming in a perpetual ocean of beauty.
When you’re with her you feel like you’re swimming in a perpetual ocean of beauty.
by anonymous November 5, 2022
Get the Mariemug. Mari One of the finest sexiest Person in the world She's Chill quite Handsome fun to hang around with Will beat cho ass loyal Funny
by Kiara cray November 23, 2021
Get the marimug. 
She is a beautiful girl that all the girls want to be friends with and all the boys want to be with. She is a little awkward and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is tons of fun. She is crazy and might act like she’s on crack, but you’ll love her anyway. She talks to almost millions of guys on snap but you can’t blame her, they all want her. She’s very insecure at times but you just need to be there for her. She is very feisty and you don’t want to get in a fight with her. She is small but scary. If you meet a Mary you are lucky they are the best type of people out there. She is beautiful but looks like a weasel most of the time, at night or early in the morning she looks like a naked mole rat, but you’ll love her anyways. Her laugh is easy to make fun of (she wheezes) but it is so contagious. Mary is an amazing friend so keep her close because there is no one out there like her.
by Loserwithnofriends12 January 1, 2021
Get the Marymug. A Silje Mari is always thoughtful and extremely empathetic. Silje Mari is not the life of the party but enjoys the attention because they are an attention hoe. They spend money on a lot of vintage clothing and definitely have 10 dogs. Usually single. They come from a very boring background as this name was probably the most popular when they were born.
by Idgaf3 November 21, 2021
Get the Silje Marimug. When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
Get the Marie Calender Steamermug.