jake sheehan

Someone who is addicted to smelling fully loaded tacos with mustard

Oh my! Why are you being a Jake Sheehan?

by Srndn3 January 8, 2020

jake miller

jake miller is a person that can be very confusing. a person that is very easy to fall in love with, a person worth dying for, and a person who deserves the best this world has got. don’t mess up because if you do then jake miller will hurt you worse. despite the pain caused , you will still love this man with every ounce of your body, witch can be very frustrating.

“hey do you know jake miller?”
“yeah i heard he is into blondes”

by teenybamboo April 10, 2022

Jake Paul

Absolute trash. If Cancer was a person

Umm, do you have autism or are you a Jake pauler.

by MaxWellImo January 30, 2018

Jake Furry

A furry who has no friends and cannot aim straight. The only thing they are aiming for is to shank up ZR and ER

He is such a Jake Furry

by Qoo123 March 16, 2024

Jake

Looong dick style

Im going to jake you tonight

Im going to jake your wife

by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019

Jake

The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS

Girl: who is that
Me: Jake
Girl: he’s cute
Me: yah but he’s a asshole

by Arian00 May 4, 2018

Jake

He’s a Catholic and Jew boy that’s super sexy and funny, with a massive Dong, got a simile that will make you cum and profess your love to him

You’re the definition of Jake

by BananaRep! May 31, 2022