Jake

He or she is nice and funny but is pretty short.

Hey look its a Jake.

by Aplesaus November 18, 2019

Jake

jake is a lovable guy. he most likely has curly hair. jake is tall, but yet sad. he enjoys giving people messages, and is very caring. I bet he has a inny belly button

wow look at that guy with a inny belly button

Yeah thats Jake1

by Booby wood December 9, 2019

Jake

A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.

Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake

by JJake12345 October 16, 2020

Jake Paul

Worse than 2020

Person 1: oh you know Jake Paul?
Person 2: oh the guy that is worse than Satan and 2020?
Person 1: yeah that's the one

by This username was taken July 13, 2020

Jake B

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Na Man Thats Jake B

by Onyxmoment June 14, 2022

Jake

A trashy man who acts like a nice guy, but certainly isn’t. Jake will follow you home from the grocery store because “he wanted your number”. Jake never goes to jail

Hey! I was leaving the grocery store and an when I got home it said an AirTag had been following me for 15 minutes. I ransacked my car and found the tag enscribed Jake.

by Longslit May 1, 2022

Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025