Josh

Adjective - Having one more at staff drinks (really 5) when you’re opening in the morning and then waking up 2 hours late in a blind panic before rushing into work, without your usual litre of hairspray.

Uh oh, he done a Josh!!!

by Speedii June 25, 2022

Josh

A Josh is likely a Mexican even though he may not admit it. They enjoy peanut butter on hotdogs, and put peanut butter on their own hotdog occasionally to have the dog lick it off. They may seem innocent, but thousands of Nigerian slaves reside in Josh's basement.

Person 1: Hey señor let me fuck your dog man.

Person 2: OH fuck, it's Josh!

by Obama's Landfill Ass April 6, 2022

josh

he acts really gay. like super gay. unnecessary gay. but hes 100% straight.

hes annoying as hell but you just cant stop talking to him.

" hey josh how are you?! "
* walks away *

by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021

Josh

The other name for a big fat joint or a spliff.

Joshes are large, loud and bring a smile on every face

- Roll me another one homie.
- Maaan you could do it yourself...
- dayum! I forgot about that one Josh in my bag! It's gonna be great man!

by Anjpal June 6, 2024

Josh

Josh has a banging personality but can’t roll for shit. has some fucked sleeping pattern. funniest boy and loyal. does random workouts at night cause he’s bored. only goes out for an hour because he wakes up at like 3pm, gets moved down sets in school for beefing teachers cause he think he’s hard.

you’re such a josh

by joshfan June 14, 2020

Josh

Josh’s are just as ordinary as you’d expect. Very little to write home about.

You see one Josh, you’ve seen ‘em all

by Jasmine mendez November 23, 2021

Josh

Some bitch ass teenager who makes bad life decisions

and wants to marry and have sex with his 14 year old classmate who already friendzoned him and doesn't give 2 shits about him.

Jacob: Oh Joshua that guy who left us his real friends for just a bunch of Mobile Legends jakol addicts.
Gabriel: Yup a real big loser that guy was.

by Shenhe1 January 15, 2022